The Great Wall of Yao Ming

Keep hearing from teamates (ex & current) about how GRRRREAT Yao Ming has become these days. No disrespect to Mr Ming, but for 5 years, we've been hearing how great he will become... someday. So far? He's been playing as great as a poor man's Rik Smits. 5 years into his pro career and he's already missed half of the 06 season (injured his leg hair), and 1/4 of 07 (vaginal infection). Right now, Mr Ming is about as sturdy as the great wall of China, only he's made of marsh mellows 'n not bricks. But hey on the bright side, they can both be seen from outerspace!

Today, ESPN's Tim Legler gave his own opinion about Yao:

Rockets center Yao Ming --- Injured now, but Yao has now taken the title of Best Center in the Game. This is the first year that unofficial title hasn't been owned by Shaq since his second or third year. I think this is the first year Yao expects to dominate when he goes to the arena. He doesn't just want to blend in, this year he calls for the ball more, and is tougher around the basket.

Well, here's the thing Tim, you're a pro and all, but lemme give you my 20 cents on a dollar.
When you're over 20 feet tall, there are certain things that should NEVER happen to you. These things include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Require help getting merchandise off the top shelf at Wal-Mart.
2. Be made to stand in the front row of a group picture.
3. Get seated in the back seat of any car.
4. Fail in your attempt to eat a large Asian metropolitan area.
5. Have your dunk stuffed by a man shorter than 6 feet tall.
6. Approach a zoologist

Well, numero cinco happened last november when the 5'7" Nate "Fifty" Robinson successfully executed a "smother chicken" on the grotesquely tall Yao "The Dynasty" Ming.
Yup, that was one of the GRRRRRReatest moments in the history of NBA.

It's ok Yao, It's ok. I'd be covering my face too. don't shit in your pants tho...

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Those Damn Demon Angels sent by Sadamm Hussein

Kick off the great yr 07 with mosquito bites and allergies! Had to go to the ER 4 in the morning with pyjamas on looking like freakin hollowman. Hard to imagine these cute little fckin animals can do so much damage. Shit! Swear to anything I will NEVER E-E-EVER stay zhongsan overnight again! E-Ever. Why do I get this gut feeling these monsters are gonna dominate the planet some day. Better get acquainted with them fore it's too late guys. Don't say I didn't warn ya!



It's porpor's bday today and I completely forgot
about it. Apparently, puiyee doesn't remember neither, so I guess I won't have to feel bad. It's good to see your pregnancy pic sis. Especially at 5 yee's, reminds me of those good o' days of eating like hogs and lying all 6 of our fat asses (cluding mom) over the living room conducting "tape boiling" activities.